I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 610: Gargling

Chapter 610: Gargling

I awkwardly paced back and forth around the camp wanting to find a time to talk with the cla.s.s leader, but I never found a good opportunity.

Xiao Qin realized I wasn’t back to cover her for eating seafood and I kept looking towards the cla.s.s leader, so she couldn’t help but complain: “It looks like Ye Lin cla.s.smate is so free.”

Xiong YaoYue wasn’t squeezing lemon juice, but eating roasted kidneys. After she heard Xiao Qin, she suddenly raised her head and said shocked: “Salty, you licked him before?”

“￣3￣ that’s right.” Xiao Qin played along to Xiong YaoYue’s misunderstanding and said with a smile, “Ye Lin cla.s.smate is a pervert and he loves getting licked. He always forces me, so I have no choice but to agree. I’ve licked many places including here and over here…”

She got more and more embarra.s.sed and pulled down her straw hat to cover her blushed face.

I bet you’re just laughing behind that hat! Stop spreading weird rumors about me, when did I ever force you to lick my body?

“d.a.m.n, Ye Lin sure is perverted.” Xiong YaoYue commented, “Good thing he’s not my boyfriend.”

After a while she said: “But when I was watching adult films in internet cafes…”

I don’t think you have any right to call others perverted when you watch p.o.r.n other people downloaded into the hard drive at an internet cafe.

“Regardless if it’s j.a.panese or Western adult videos, there’s always a part where the girl licks the guy.”

“Ye Lin must have learned it from those films. Xiao Qin, you can’t spoil him too much…”

She put down the food in her hands for once and patted Xiao Qin on the shoulder.

“The next time Ye Lin forces you to lick him, just bite him.”

She said as she flashed her canine teeth which made me tremble with fear.

I don’t know what would happen if Xiao Qin bit me, but I think I’ll get castrated it Xiong YaoYue bit me.

“But, if I did that…” Xiao Qin held her face one hand and made a scared expression, “Then Ye Lin cla.s.smate will slap me.”

“He dares?” Xiong YaoYue jumped up from the mat and her half eaten kidneys fell to the ground, “With his appearance, it’s good enough there are girls that like him, but he actually has the guts to commit domestic violence?”

Then she clutched Xiao Qin’s shoulders with both her hands and said fervently: “If that b.a.s.t.a.r.d Ye Lin dares to bully you again, come and tell me. I won’t let him off easy even if he is a pal.”

Then she turned around to look for me and give me a glare.

“Sis Winnie, thank you…” Xiao Qin continued to make up lies and wiped away some of her crocodile tears, “You don’t know how bad Ye Lin cla.s.smate gets, yesterday when you guys were talking about the trip in the group chat, he forced me under the table to give him…”

Bulls.h.i.+t, when did any of this happen. Also, how did you know we were talking in the group chat yesterday around noon? So you were the one who was actually lurking and staring at everyone’s (especially mines) profile pictures while drooling?

“I understand.” Xiong YaoYue said angrily, “Ye Lin must be watching j.a.panese AVs, does he think his rotten thing tastes any good?”

“It doesn’t taste good at all, it’s so salty.” Xiao Qin kept adding more fuel to the fire and continued to lie, “Ye Lin cla.s.smate would always say: come suck on your your brother’s Popsicle….”

Who said that? I bet that’s something you learned online! Plus, the brother word is a big deal to me. I would never feed my Popsicle to my sisters when there are plenty of frozen treats in the fridge!

Xiong YaoYue spat on the ground, “If it wasn’t for your sake, then I would off already cut off Ye Lin’s thing and fed it to a dog.”

Are you going to feed it to Obama? Don’t feed the cla.s.s leader’s (fake) battle pet strange things, she might even recognize it’s a part that belonged to me.

“Ah, the kidneys dropped.” Xiong YaoYue quickly picked it up and continued eating it after blowing off the dust.

After a bite, she asked Xiao Qin with a smile: “Can you eat spicy?”

“I’m okay with it. I can’t eat the ghost peppers my mom bought, but my spice tolerance is still better than Ye Lin cla.s.smate…”

“That’s good if you can eat spicy.” Xiong YaoYue lowered her voice and whispered to Xiao Qin, “Next time Ye Lin forces you, first you…”

It made Xiao Qin giggle just hearing it.

What are you laughing at? I already know what kind of garbage idea Xiong YaoYue is suggesting and I won’t fall for it. I’ll always do an inspection first and make you rinse out your mouth if I find anything strange.

Wait, if I think about it, we’ve never even done it once. Well, technically we did it once in a dream.

But that wasn’t the real me. It was an imaginary me that was raised by Ai ShuQiao, aka Ai Lin! Someone who would definitely have s.e.x with their siblings and then get all the girls in 28 Middle pregnant. He’s an inhuman and psychotic person!

Ai ShuQiao’s current goal is to turn me into someone like that. She thinks it’s more interesting that way and that’s why she didn’t have me killed yet.

At this point, the cla.s.s leader discovered Xu LiJun’s breath smelled like alcohol when he went to get more food, so she interrogated him and asked if he was drinking.

“I… I never drank any Yangjing beer!” Xu LiJun got scared by the cla.s.s leader’s spirit and also fessed up the brand.

The cla.s.s leader’s loyal dogs, led by Niu s.h.i.+Li, immediately sprang into action and found an empty beer can in Xu LiJun’s bag. He had no choice but admit it and beg the cla.s.s leader to not tell his parents.

As for teacher Yu, he was savoring the flavor of the tofu skins while also gazing at the faraway mountains in the distance. He was so lost in thought I’m afraid that even if his students set fire to the mountain, he wouldn’t realize until his a.s.s catches on fire.

Xu LiJun begged until the cla.s.s leader finally let him off easier and ordered him to clean up trash to make amends.

So close, luckily I threw the empty can where Eunuch Cao was taking a p.o.o.p. I don’t think anyone went near there.

Also why isn’t Eunuch Cao back yet? Don’t tell me he actually got bitten by a snake and died on his p.o.o.p?

Xiong YaoYue saw Xu LiJun got caught and quickly faced Xiao Qin and breathed on her face: “Does breath smell like alcohol.”

“Yes, it’s very strong.”

“Not good, I have to think of a solution.” Xiong YaoYue saw the lemon juice she squeezed and in the heat of the moment, she poured it into her mouth and began gargling.

It’s all because of Xiong YaoYue’s dumb idea. Now when I see girls gargling, I keep thinking towards that direction.

I don’t think I can endure lemon juice because it’s so sour. Plus with Xiong YaoYue’s two canine teeth… if she makes a cut then puts lemon juice in her mouth, it’s practically torture.

Wait, what the h.e.l.l am I thinking about? When did I start getting weird thoughts about Xiong YaoYue too? If this keeps up, I’ll eventually turn into Ai Lin.

Seeing Xu LiJun picking up trash while sighing, I suddenly thought of a way to be alone with the cla.s.s leader.

I confidently walked up to the cla.s.s leader and pointed behind me with my thumb.

“Cla.s.s leader, I know someone’s who’s drinking in secret. Do you want to come with me to catch them?”

“Who is it?” The cla.s.s leader, who was already in a bad mood, had a stern tone of voice.

I planned on setting up Eunuch Cao.

I would bring the cla.s.s leader back there and point to the can I threw, then say it was Eunuch Cao who drank it.

Eunuch Cao wouldn’t dare say the truth in front of me and he’s already guilty for taking secret photos of girls’ b.u.t.ts.

I could also go and check if Eunuch Cao was bitten by a snake. In case he died, since I was his master, I should at least collect his corpse.

I also took a pack of napkins with me. It was in case Eunuch Cao stubbornly refused to use a leaf, then I could give it to him.

But it’s not because I care about my disciple, this is all because his dad is my dad’s friend.

I led the way while the cla.s.s leader led Obama on a leash and we quickly returned back to the brook.

“Why here again…” The cla.s.s leader subconsciously covered her nose.

“Eunuch Cao, Cao JingShen, are you dead yet?” I called out but didn’t get a response.

I pushed through the bushes based on my memories, but I didn’t see any traces of Eunuch Cao, even his p.o.o.p had disappeared.

Even if Eunuch Cao was swallowed by a python, I don’t think it would be interested in his p.o.o.p.

Upon closer inspection, I saw traces of a human made pile of leaves on the ground. It seems that Eunuch Cao not only used the leaves to wipe his a.s.s, but also carefully buried his feces like a small animal, afraid of being discovered by a large hunter.

Regardless of his motives, his actions deserve praise. Now, even the stink was only mildly detectable in the air.

Only the cla.s.s leader, who had very sharp senses, never removed her hands from her nose.

It looks like it’s not always a good thing to have keen senses.

Obama rushed into the bushes looking for treasure, but the cla.s.s leader was aware of it and held the leash tight.

“Tell me who’s drinking beer.” The cla.s.s leader didn’t see anyone or empty beer cans and started getting impatient.

Even the can was taken by Eunuch Cao. When did he get so environmentally friendly?

Or… the can was buried under the p.o.o.p, then there’s no way I could keep looking.

“There’s nothing here, why did you trick me to come here, I’m leaving.”

The cla.s.s leader looked like she was made a fool of and turned to leave.

“Wait.” In a panic, I reached out and grabbed the cla.s.s leader’s smooth arm. I also grabbed her tightly because I was afraid she would escape.

The cla.s.s leader’s body shook and she turned around in shock and looked back at me.