I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 265

– 8pm, See You There

I still don’t know why Eunuch Cao needed those headshots and what kind of evil he will use them for. I’ve only heard Eunuch Cao gathered a bunch of rotten youths and made some sort of ‘consummation a.n.a.lysis group’ where they discuss what girls would say on their consummation.

From their a.n.a.lysis, Gong CaiCai might say: “Please don’t do this…”, Xiong YaoYue might say: “Put that ugly thing away!”, and as for what the cla.s.s leader might say, they haven’t been able to agree on anything.

The next day, which was Thursday afternoon, it was time to retrieve the ‘original panties’ from Shu Zhe.

Shu Zhe handed the strawberry panties in a Ziploc bag back to me in the shade of the school building.

I took a look through the bag and there were more wrinkles than when I handed it to him. I can’t say if he wore it for three straight days, but he definitely wore it for a period of time.

“You didn’t jerk off in these panties, right?” I asked.

Shu Zhe made an unimaginable expression.

“What are you saying! How could I do something that perverted! Also, I have a girlfriend, only losers jerk off!”

Hmph, stop lying. I already know you guys are only using each other as ornaments and haven’t done anything substantial.

The reason why I asked is because some people say they get extremely excited when they wear underwear of the opposite s.e.x. If Shu Zhe couldn’t hold it in and jerked off and white liquid got onto the underwear, then the customer who receives it will be very upset.

Then how would I even deal with the bad review? Should I try to explain and say: “The s.e.m.e.n obviously does not belong to miss model, it was left by someone else. That’s right, as long as you don’t leave a bad review, you can consider it as something I left….”

Something like that? Then I would really be an incurable pervert!

I did a quick inspection and luckily didn’t see any stains. Shu Zhe is a pretty hygienic person.

After I put away the underwear with satisfaction, Shu Zhe said he wanted me to treat him to lunch.

“I’m hungry! I was always scared and on edge for the past three days and haven’t had a proper meal! Take me out for some food on the eats street! I’m at least considered an employee, so you should give me some benefits!”

I thought since I missed the lunch break and I was also hungry, I agreed to his request.

However, I did not go to a fast food store as he wanted, instead, I chose a local family-owned restaurant.

In the summer heat, the restaurant didn’t even have AC on. There was only a small and old ceiling fan weakly pus.h.i.+ng down the depressive heat.

Shu Zhe poked the coriander in his wonton and pork bone soup and complained:

“Brother Ye Lin, you’re so cheap! You already earned so much black money, but you’re only treating me to this!”

How is it black money? My dad and I have always run an honest business to provide excellent service to lonely men and women across the world. It’s also the first time we ever sold something like original panties! Also, what right do you have to say it’s black money as an accomplice!

Since there was no AC, there wasn’t a lot of people eating here. The female owner also had nothing to do, so she was leaned against the counter teaching her fourth-grade son math.

For a certain math problem, the owner said the correct answer was 3, but the son said it was 6. The mother and child kept arguing until the owner picked up the problem booklet and yelled into the restaurant when she saw 28 Middle uniforms:

“Whoever can solve this elementary math problem will get their meal comped!”

My schoolmates and I all simultaneously lowered our heads because they were the same as me. We all overheard approximately what the problem was about —— it was a mother f.u.c.king math Olympiad question! The difference between normal math and Olympiad math is like the difference between a lawyer and a monk!

I really don’t know! It’s a shame I still claim that the sciences are my forte!

I never expected Shu Zhe to take the pencil and paper with a laugh and quickly write down the solution.

The correct answer was 5. Both the owner and her son were wrong.

“Ah, there’s really an expert here!” the owner stuck up her thumb, “This meal is on me! If you can come over to tutor my son math, then you can eat here for free!”

“It’s okay.” Shu Zhe declined, “I don’t have time to be a family tutor.”

The owner went back to berate her son and Shu Zhe said to me quietly: “Who would come to these local stores every day. If my cla.s.smates saw me, I would be so embarra.s.sed!”

Shu Zhe gleefully stuck up his tail after solving the difficult problem in front of his schoolmates.

“Hmph, brother Ye Lin, I’m pretty smart, right?”

What’s there to brag about? You already placed fifth in the province’s math Olympiad compet.i.tion when you were in elementary school, you might have already done this problem before!

“Brother Ye Lin, don’t feel bad, people are born with different intelligence levels! But don’t be too discouraged, if you can’t get it this generation, then you can still let the next generation be smart!”

“Smart in the next generation? How can I let the next generation be smart?”

“Haha, you don’t know? Of course, find a smart girlfriend to marry and get the genetics of a smart person for the next generation!”

He continued after a sip of soup: “My sister is as smart as me, now’s the chance if you want to change your fate!”

So you’re still trying to sell your sister! Do you want to be my younger brother that bad!

If I became Shu Sha’s boyfriend, then you can strut around school with my name and directly ask me for allowance, right?

Keep dreaming! Why don’t you ask your sister if she’s even willing? Recently, she’s been very indifferent towards me (even though it was mainly my fault)!

“Not only is my sister smart, she also has a good body!”

It was as if Shu Zhe was a dedicated salesman.

“Tsk, you’re speaking as if you felt it.”

“Huh? Why are you saying I felt my sister? It’s clearly you who wants to feel her!”

I didn’t follow up. I never even thought about it! I’m not interested in her slender and elegant legs, or her graceful swan-like neck, or her ample mountains! Never even thought about it!

“Brother Ye Lin, don’t pretend you don’t like my sister, I could already tell you do —— also, are you a lolicon?”

“Nonsense! You’re the lolicon! I would like your sister even less if I was a lolicon!”

“Calm down, it was only a simple question, you scared me with your reaction… So that means when you bought the two pictures of my sister, you like the one when she was in elementary school more?”

Are you referring to the one where she’s sitting on the bed and wearing stockings? Of course I like it more if you’re comparing it to the one of her on a tricycle!

“So that means you like stockings, not lolis?”

“Enough nonsense, what are you trying to say?” I tapped the desk impatiently with my index finger, “Are you saying you can find pictures of your sister wearing stockings?”

Shu Zhe rolled his eyes, “Can’t find any, also can’t find any of the swimsuit pictures I talked about before… but do you remember? Last time… when you spanked my b.u.t.t, my sister told me to throw everything away, but you said we could sell it as cosplay, so it hasn’t been thrown out yet…”

I remember, you still have the gall to mention it again! Other than the wig, there were still two mini skirts, a s.h.i.+rt, and a pair of stockings. Were you able to sell it!

“The wig sold quickly, but the clothes were hard to sell. There have been some girls on the net lately who expressed interest, but they want to see it actually worn…”

“That’s easy!” I ridiculed, “Haven’t you taken a bunch of photos wearing those clothes? Even if your sister deleted them, can’t you just take some more?”

Shu Zhe enigmatically wiped his mouth with a napkin and said:

“Today is Thursday. Can you come to my house after school on Friday?”

“Why? Is there dinner?”

“What a glutton! Come a bit later, 8pm… you might be able to see something good!”

“What?” I was filled with doubt, “Aren’t the dishes all washed by 8pm? Is there a midnight snack?”

Shu Zhe never said what will happen. He only said he will be shopping with his girlfriend at the time and will leave a key under the doormat. He told me to let myself in and do not knock no matter what.

Shu Zhe is a person who can easily solve a math Olympiad question, so I felt he definitely set some sort of trap for me.

When I got home, I sent the original panties to Cilantro Buns and hope the smell of Shu Zhe’s youth can satisfy him.

It was Friday night in the blink of an eye. After eating a bowl of beef noodles in the restaurant under my place, I watched the time slowly pa.s.s to 7:25. My heart couldn’t calm down.

Shu Zhe told me to go to his home and he even prepared a spare key. I wonder what will happen? He told me again today that it’s the chance of a lifetime and I will definitely regret it if I don’t go.

Um… Since it’s pretty cool after the sun sets, I’ll run around for a bit!