I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 247 – Disappearance

Ai Mi’s interest left as quick as it came and she soon lost interest in the fighting game. Instead, she pointed to a dolphin toy inside of a crane game and said:

“I want that, you have to help me get it! If you can’t use the claw, you can just break the screen!”

“At most we would compensate them a bit~” Ai Mi glanced at the front desk lady. She was currently seated on a rigid stool. She gestured as if to say ‘Please do as you wish’ when she noticed Ai Mi was looking at her.

“Since you still have the credit card I gave you, can’t you just swipe it when necessary?”

No… I can’t! That credit card was already closed, but you still don’t know! They charge ¥50 for a basketball, who knows how much they would charge for a crane game! Rather than breaking the machine, I might as well spend all the coins in my pockets. I don’t believe I wouldn’t be able to get a dolphin!

Reality showed I was not naturally gifted with a delicate sense of control. Not only was I not able to get a dolphin, I wasn’t even able to pull out a single strand of hair.

Soon, Ai Mi became more and more impatient. Also, Xiong YaoYue pretty much followed whatever Ai Mi said after she found out she was rich. If I fail again, Xiong YaoYue might pick up a stool and smash a machine under Ai Mi’s orders.

Thus I gave half of the 30 coins I had left to Xiong YaoYue. Since she was just idling around, I told her to help get the dolphin in the machine next to mines.

“I got it!!”

Xiong YaoYue’s jubilant cheers could be heard not even a minute after tossing in a coin.

I was astonished at Xiong YaoYue’s innate talent at games. I turned around and saw she was not holding a blue dolphin, but a purple hippo.

f.u.c.k, what the heck is wrong with your memory! Even if biologically speaking, there may be similarities between the two of them, you still can’t pa.s.s off a hippo as a dolphin! Ai Mi is looking at you with contempt as you’re handing it to her happily!

“It’s not a hippo!” I lamented and corrected her, “It’s…”

“A seahorse?” Xiong YaoYue interrupted.

“Not a seahorse!” I yelled, “A dolphin, a dolphin! Dolphin, dolphin, dolphin, dolphin! Do you remember it now!”

“Tsk ——” Xiong YaoYue seemed to be looking down on me, “I can’t believe you would make such cra.s.s jokes to a girl. You even repeated ‘phin’ so many times… don’t you mean a.s.s! (TN: phin from dolphin is a h.o.m.onym for b.u.t.t) Is it even worth looking at something that’s always glued to a seat all day? If you really want to look, feel free to look at mines all you want!”

She said as she turned her body around and twisted her a.s.s. Her st.u.r.dy a.s.s that was enveloped by her shorts was completely exposed in front of me.

Although I was embarra.s.sed in front of Ai Mi, but it was so round and perky. It’s no wonder since she always partic.i.p.ates in physical activities and exercises! In Eunuch Cao’s compilation of ’28 Middle’s Pretty Girl x.x.x Archives’, it wrote in 2-3 cla.s.s, among the cute style girls, although Xiong YaoYue loses to Gong CaiCai and the cla.s.s leader in terms of breast size, her hip measurements are number one! He even added a filthy notice at the end: “It would feel amazing to do her doggy-style.”

In short, Xiong YaoYue isn’t like Ging CaiCai who’s ashamed of her own b.r.e.a.s.t.s, nor is she always trying to conceal something like the cla.s.s leader. You could only find this fiery and provocative body style on her!

“Hey! You done? Are you satisfied?”

She then patted the non-existent dust on her a.s.s.

“What do you think? I’m pretty generous, right? Next time, don’t tell vulgar jokes, if you’re curious, I can show you since you’re a hom…”

Xiong YaoYue glanced back and saw Ai Mi with a slightly red face and she swallowed before she said h.o.m.os.e.xual.

Huh? What’s with this development? Sun Yu from the cla.s.s basketball teams was talking about a lesson he learned from a movie, which was ‘act Gay to pick up chicks’. Once a girl believes you’re gay, they would loosen their vigilance. You could be a wolf in sheep’s clothing and accompany them, comfort them, until it’s too late.

But I don’t want to pretend to be gay! I’m not a h.o.m.os.e.xual! I didn’t act gay to gain a favorable impression from Xiong YaoYue! When can I clear this misunderstanding!

After this brief interlude, the rate at which Xiong YaoYue caught the dolls evidently increased.

She was different than me. If I found it was almost impossible to get the dolphin, I would give up and try again afresh, but if Xiong YaoYue couldn’t get the dolphin, she would go for a doll she could get in order to not waste money. After a couple more attempts, there were no longer any dolls that stood in the way. Thus she flared her nostrils and pulled out the dolphin in one go, raising it in her hands while waiting for praise.

I was tall and had long arms, so I easily s.n.a.t.c.hed the dolphin away from her and handed it to the impatient Ai Mi. Ai Mi hugged the lunchbox sized dolphin and expressed a miserly smile.

“Hey, hey, that still took a lot of hard work, why isn’t anyone thanking me!”

Xiong YaoYue frowned and said.

I took out the rest of the arcade coins and handed it to her: “There, take it all! Is that enough of a thanks?”

“Hehe, then I won’t hold back!” Xiong YaoYue quickly accepted and her pockets were clanking with coins.

I saw the pile of dolls Xiong YaoYue left on the machine and said: “Ai Mi won’t want these, why don’t you take them home?”

Xiong YaoYue clicked her tongue to express difficulty, “I don’t even like these stuff, where would I put my model tanks if I display these at home!”

She twirled her eyes and loudly slapped her hands together, scaring the c.r.a.p out of me.

“That’s right!! I can bring it to school and share it with the other girls in our cla.s.s! Those fools all like furry stuff! They might even be willing to call me husband!”

“That way, oh hehehehe~~” Xiong YaoYue groped her chin and smiled like a shady tactician, “That way my harem would increase!”

f.u.c.k! You just called me a h.o.m.os.e.xual, but it seems you’re more inclined in that direction! Were you not satisfied with playing around with Gong CaiCai every day and you have to put your paws on other girls too? Why does 2-3 cla.s.s have this many outrageous students?!

After Ai Mi received the dolphin toy, she told me she was tired and wanted to go home, so I obviously had to escort her. Xiong YaoYue asked the front desk lady for a large plastic bag so she could store her dolls, then she followed behind us zealously.

“Um, Miss Ai Mi, you have to call me whenever you have any more errands!”

Xiong YaoYue, if the Americans invaded and slapped your face with money, you’ll be the first one to become a traitor!

“You’re underestimating me!” Xiong YaoYue said with discontent, “You think I would give up my integrity for a bit of cash? If Americans decided to give me Hawaii with my choice of girls, then I might think about it!”

The… f.u.c.k! Normally, shouldn’t you be asking for your choice of handsome guys? If you take away all the girls, what would happen to the guys who are fighting desperately for their country! Would you take responsibility if you caused them to become gay!

I suddenly remembered I should ask about Jin Sheng Taekwondo (TN: Jin Sheng is Golden Victory), so I asked Xiong YaoYue to watch Ai Mi for a bit. I ran back inside the arcade and asked the front desk lady if she knew of the relations.h.i.+p between Jin Sheng and the guy with last name Tu.

Although I had a vicious gaze, but she knew I came along with the G.o.d of wealth, Ai Mi. I was like her subordinate, so she replied politely:

“The dojang master’s last name is Tu!”

“Eh? Then why is it named Jin Sheng Taekwondo?”

“Ah, that’s because the master’s name is ‘Tu JinSheng’! They abbreviated it to Jin Sheng so it would be mistaken as a Korean dojang and seem more authentic! Um… sir, do you need anything else?”

You even changed how you address me simply because I’m the footman of a rich person? I’m sorry, but I don’t have the unlimited American Express black card anymore and can’t help your business! My heart still hurts from paying ¥50 to compensate for the basketball!

But I was still able to obtain information. Since the owner of the dojang is Tu JinSheng, then the panty thief, young master Tu, is definitely the owner’s son! If he doesn’t get rid of his bad practice of stealing underwear, I now know where to go to find him!

I discovered Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue were missing when I returned.

d.a.m.n, were they kidnapped?! How could two live human beings just disappear?! Did Tang Jiang and his posse come back for revenge? I wasn’t even gone for long! How come I didn’t hear anything!