Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 52.1

Chapter 52.1 - Help you get her drunk

If you don’t let Tang Xiao go crazy whilst she’s drunk, she’ll just go even harder.

This was something that Mu Cheng had witnessed first hand before.

If you don’t stop her, she’ll just simply gossip with you.

But once you stop her, she’ll think you’re playing with her.

She’ll dash around happily, going crazy and will torment you.

All of these different ways of tormenting him, really made Mu Cheng gasp in amazement.

Xia Ziyang helped everyone book rooms beforehand so Mu Cheng dragged and hugged her out.

Of course, the most important thing was keeping his hand on her mouth.

When he reached the elevator, he let out a breath of relief.

He was so scared that Tang Xiao’s shout in the room was, “Do you know what colour Mu Cheng’s underwear is?!”

Tang Xiao lightly bit his palm, and then lightly licked it after biting.

Mu Cheng’s breaths grew rapidly.

But when he faced Tang Xiao’s clear and bright eyes, he could only helplessly sigh.

He used a tone used to coax little children, “We’re outside now, so be good, okay?”

Tang Xiao nodded.

Mu Cheng then let go of her mouth.

Tang Xiao: “Do you know what colour Mu Cheng’s underwear is! It’s dark blue!!!”

Mu Cheng’s temples wre twitching, the vein about to burst. “How did you know that, en?”

Mu Cheng’s voice had a leading kind of tone, like he was trying to coax something from her.

Tang Xiao blinked at him before honestly replying, “Su ugly held it in his mouth and brought it home for me to see.”

Mu Cheng froze before remembering who Su ugly was, it was probably her dumb husky that hooked his golden retriever way.

His temples throbbed harder.

In actuality, Tang Xiao was very innocent in all of this.

Ever since her dumb husky and Mu Cheng’s golden retriever grew closer and closer, the dumb husky would occasionally carry stuff back home with his mouth.

For example, some left over dog food that he hadn’t finished eating, to pay respect to her.

Or sometimes, it was a fluffy ball.

But as time pa.s.sed, the things grew even stranger.

It went from things that were edible to play things until one day, he carried back a pair of underwear.

He looked at Tang Xiao expectantly, until Tang Xiao nearly exploded.

AH!

What the h.e.l.l!

As a dog, you’ve learnt how to steal people’s underwear!

Or are you cheating on your golden retriever and you’re cheating with someone else outside!

F****!

Such strong tastes!

As a male dog, you’re even seducing men outside!

AHHH!

In the dumb husky’s mind, his p.o.o.p master, was someone who couldn’t even get food for herself, and she was reliant on him to raise her.

She couldn’t even wear underwear, so she was reliant on him to steal it for her.

The dumb husky barked twice at the neighbouring wall and then pushed the underwear towards her with his nose.

He looked at her with a painful expression --- I’m doing all of this for your own good!!

Tang Xiao instantly realised who the owner of the underwear was and only hated she couldn’t kick him a few times.

The heck do you mean good!

I’m not a pervert!!!!

Are you a pervert!!!

She thought for a bit and tried to trick him into bringing the underwear back to where he got it from to make her not look like a pervert.

But the dumb husky had a righteous expression on, upright and honest as he rejected her.

Then he quickly dashed back to Mu Cheng’s house.

Tang Xiao couldn’t exactly just hold up Mu Cheng’s underwear and say -- my dog stole this, here, I’m returning it.

Or -- the supermarket had a buy this and get one thing free, they were giving away male underwear, go see if it fits.

The atmosphere would get so awkward, she’d nearly explode.

So without waiting for Mu Cheng to throw the underwear back in her face, she decided to hide the evidence.

No one would know if she did it well enough so she sneakily brought the underwear to Wanyu Media and threw it away in a bin near there.

Then in the next few days, she watched Mu Cheng’s house like a hawk, scared that Mu Cheng would have nothing to do and go rifle through Wanyu Media’s bins.

Every time she saw Mu Cheng, she really wanted to ask: Have you noticed that you’re missing a pair of underwear?

Mu Cheng heard this and then felt pity for his golden retriever.

To actually have found such a dumb dog as a partner.

“Then how did you know about Chief Ning’s underwear?” Mu Cheng took this opportunity to ask Tang Xiao more questions because her mind seemed a bit more clear.

So Mu Cheng continued to coax answers out of her.

Tang Xiao answered very naturally: “He took me to go shopping for them.”  

Chief Ning took Tang Xiao to go shopping for underwear? Very good.

Mu Cheng’s face darkened.

“What’s your relations.h.i.+p with Chief Ning?”

“Not telling you!” This time, Tang Xiao didn’t answer very honestly. “Let’s keep talking about Chief Ning’s underwear instead.”

For the sake of not letting her say anything to make him even angrier, he covered her mouth again.

Tang Xiao’s gossip didn’t get spilled out so she felt gloomy.

She threw her hands around and started to jump around.

Today, she wore a little dress and the dress length was just up to her knees.

Her legs dangled underneath.

Suddenly, before Mu Cheng had reacted, she ran down the corridor and lifted up her skirt.

Her pale thighs appeared in front of Mu Cheng’s eyes as he froze, eyes glued on them, he was nearly dazed.

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TL note:

The dumb husky is a pervert, TX’s a pervert, Mu Cheng’s a pervert.

Everyone’s a pervert!

Thanks to Ratata for the picture ?

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