Irene Adler: Chapel Noir Part 30

"Only on the issue that there are men among us so intent on wreaking evil that they must be stopped, whatever the cost to ourselves." He lifted my sketch of the odious chair. "Even if it means knowing the purpose of this."

"Quite," I said hastily. Although I did not quite know the purpose of the demonic barber's chair, I was sure it was nasty.

He gazed at my sketch without seeing it, then stood. "I believe you have actually been of some small use. You may tell Madam Irene that I thank you for bringing your sketches."

I stood as well, sweeping my meager offerings back into their container. "I may tell her, and I may not. I am not a flunky. For her, or for you, sir."

"I am sorry. There is no time for amenities." He stood. "And now, if you will excuse me, I have much work to do."

I prepared to leave that suite, despite gathering up my sketches like an art student welcomed with one hand and dismissed with the other by a self-centered maestro, and with the uncomfortable feeling that I may have innocently given him the secret to the Unfinished Symphony.

Then I stopped.

"You have not mentioned suspects, sir. Surely the world's foremost consulting detective must have some suspicions along that line."

"You want suspects, Miss Huxleigh?" He began ushering me toward the door, all the while spewing a macabre patter that would have done credit to a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, were they working in a ghoulish vein.

"There are more suspects for the murders attributed to this unimaginative butcher who calls himself Jack the Ripper than there are notes in a symphony.

"There are laborers and lunatics. Leather Ap.r.o.n, as one man was described, has been a favorite. He does indeed seem a figure made to inspire the fear of children and readers of sensational newspapers. Then there are the usual suspicious 'foreigners,' in this case Jews and Poles and Russians. Immigrant peasants from eastern Europe flood the East End, irritating the native citizens and bringing with them alien customs that are subject to the worst interpretations. So we have shoemakers and ritual slaughterers among the possibilities. Some suspects have links to America, and Russia. And France.

"Then there are the usual suspects beloved of the police whenever anything explicable transpires of the violently criminal sort: religious zealots against sin in the streets, and recently released lunatics.

"In this case, there is the thrilling possibility that we are dealing with a rogue physician or an otherwise medically linked individual, in other words, with a person of some education and skill, who would not usually be suspected of such crude murders.

"Taking this thrilling supposition further, whispers abound against persons far more elevated than mere doctors, those not only of the aristocracy, but of royal blood."

I tsked, for I liked to think that royal blood deserved its obeisance. Then I thought of Bertie and his table, sofa-what had Irene called it?-siege clamour, and remembered the rumors about his son.

"The royals are not always as admirable as they could be," I admitted with some distaste.

"No doubt you learned that during your a.s.sociation with the King of Bohemia," he put in. "I have had the honor to be called upon by the members of many royal families, Miss Huxleigh, in the course of my cases. Some are admirable, and some are not. In this they are not very much different from the usual run of humanity.

"But back to the ident.i.ty of the gentleman called the Ripper. I admit that I cannot conceive of why he should dismember so many harmless, hapless creatures of the Whitechapel night. It is as if his acts were made to order for the sensational newspapers. There is no reason but unreason in them, and when I find him I am sure to have in my hands a hopeless lunatic who is as pathetic as his victims.

"But as to which hopeless lunatic . . . the witness's testimony is annoyingly inconsistent. According to their breathless statements, he is a man of forty, just over five feet tall, dark-complected, looking and sounding like a foreigner, and of shabby genteel appearance. Leather Ap.r.o.n himself was a Jewish slipper maker, some four inches over five feet, with dark hair and mustache. After undergoing fierce questioning he proved to have an unbreakable alibi and was released and dismissed as a 'crazy Jew.'

"Then the police called for witnesses to the Whitechapel presence of a man of thirty-seven, who was seven inches above five feet, with a dark beard, mustache, jacket, vest, trousers, scarf, and hat. And a foreign accent.

"Elizabeth Stride was seen before her death in the company of man of five-foot-five, smartly dressed in a black hat and morning coat, mind you. Less than an hour later, a witness saw her with a man of five-foot-six, dressed as a clerk in a cutaway coat and trousers, middle-aged, stout, and clean-shaven!

"And within half an hour or so, she was seen elsewhere with a man police constables described as eight-and-twenty and five-foot-six with a dark complexion and small mustache. He wore a black diagonal cutaway coat, white collar and tie, a hard felt hat, and carried a newspaper-wrapped parcel."

"Oh, Mr. Holmes! It is so like a scene from Alice in Wonderland," I couldn't help remarking. "So sinisterly strange, like the Walrus and Carpenter leading the poor oysters off to being eaten. And the men's descriptions are oddly different, yet so much the same all along."

"It gets curiouser and curiouser yet." His keen gray eyes were actually twinkling. I saw that, like Irene, he appreciated-no, needed-a rapt audience, even of one, to rise to his best level. "Bear with me, Miss Huxleigh."

While he was enjoying confounding me, I was enjoying even more receiving this flood of information to tell Irene. I only hoped I could tally these details with the reports in the papers to provide a better picture.

"The key witness in this case is a man named Israel Schwartz," he went on. "He is lucky not to have been suspected, but his testimony was so intriguing that he escaped the suspicion usually attached to those of his race in Whitechapel. Fifteen minutes after the previous witness, he saw a woman he identified from the corpse as Elizabeth Stride talking to a man in Berner Street. A man five-foot-five, thirty years old, with a fair complexion-"

"Fair!" I cried out.

"Exactly, the first such description. Dark hair, small brown mustache-"

"Brown!"

"Indeed. Full face and broad shoulders. He wore the ubiquitous dark jacket and trousers, and a cap with a peak. He tried to pull the woman down in the street but she escaped, though he threw her to the ground. She screamed several times, but not loudly."

My heart was beating. I was down on the cold, damp ground, the breath knocked out of me so I could only whimper protest.

"While this was happening Schwartz noticed a man standing on the opposite side of the street. This man was five-foot-eleven-"

"A veritable giant," I couldn't help remarking.

Sherlock Holmes frowned at me for interrupting his narrative. He seemed to be forced to relay the incident, as if his own mind had replayed it over and over, like a scene from a play. "The man who had thrown Elizabeth Stride to the ground called out "Lipski" to the taller man across the street. Schwartz thought he was alerting an accomplice to his presence and ran away. But he said no one followed him."

"Oh. It sounds like a melodrama."

"So the papers thought," Holmes said sardonically. "Take into account that about at the same time a dock laborer names James Brown saw a man and woman at Fairclough Street, near Berner. The woman was backed against the wall, the man bent over her, arm raised. This man was five-foot-seven, stout, and wearing a long dark overcoat.

"Fifteen minutes later, Brown reached home to hear cries of 'Police!' and 'Murder!' This was the same time that Louis Diemshutz, a Russian Jew and jewelry salesman, found his faithful pony shying as he directed it into the Berner Street yard. He saw a bundle on the ground, then saw enough to know what he saw. He raced away to alert others. When the police came, she was still warm."

I shuddered. "I remember reading about that gruesome discovery. The pony must have sensed death, and his master was convinced that the murderer was still on the scene as he discovered it. This madman must have a gift for invisibility, or for changing his appearance."

"And witnesses are like clouds that obscure the moon. Their perceptions s.h.i.+ft and so does the image of the murderer. This case has suffered from having many times more suspected killers than victims. The police have never been at a loss for likely suspects."

His face momentarily reflected their level of torment and frustration. Then his expression s.h.i.+fted as he regarded me with some amus.e.m.e.nt.

"That is enough to keep you writing in your diary for some time. Good day, Miss Huxleigh. Thank you for your most interesting visit. It has been bracing to acquaint you with the whole pilgrim's chorus full of suspects. And then, of course, if you are still hunting the most likely unlikely suspect, I beg you to remember that there is always your very humble servant, me."

He drew the door shut upon me as I stood gaping in the pa.s.sage.

Lost Soul

Another mania is his need for movement, motion, the

Romany love of traveling. He claims epic journeys by foot in

his yet-young life. Even in Pairs he may suddenly rise and

go, heedless of anything but wandering for hours or days.

One feels he could wander for months or years.

-NOTE TO MYSELF

FROM A YELLOW BOOKS.

He has left the hotel.

I discovered this on waking.

He never liked sleeping under plasterwork.

Frantic, I struck out alone into the Paris morning.

Where would a wolf in human clothing go?

Odd, that this creature so sublimely gifted to protect himself in the most primitive of conditions should be so vulnerable in this most civilized of cities.

Yet I felt this was true, with my very marrow.

I surprised myself. I resembled like an unlikely mother bear whose cub had strayed from the den.

I paced, I searched, I cried to Heaven with gritted fangs. My wandering cub, so strong, so weak. Nothing must hurt him.

I have nothing parental in my soul, which makes this furious panic all the more unlikely.

The business of Paris bustled all around me: concierges were sweeping off stoops and caroling greetings to beggars and breadsellers alike. Horse omnibuses were thronging the streets, pausing to deposit pa.s.sengers and offal.

Where? Where?

Then I knew. I altered course, walked briskly toward the river. Only one site in Paris spoke to his divided soul. Only one site married the sacred and the profane so necessary to his continued existence.

As I walked, I realized that I had finally put my thoughts in tune with the beast. I could never lose him, because at last I was coming to understand him, at last I was beginning to think-no, to feel-like him.

The sense of boundless power was as intoxicating as absinthe, as opium. As insanity.

At last I was as worthy to unleash this beast as to hold him at bay.

Jack L'Eventreur

However, the cerebral anomalies claim the princ.i.p.al interest,

since they very frequently lead to the commission of perverse

and even criminal acts.