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HIEROCLES Yea, truly, 'tis done to a turn.
TRYGAEUS Mind your own business, friend! (TO THE SERVANT.) Cut away.
Where is the table? Bring the libations.
HIEROCLES The tongue is cut separately.
TRYGAEUS We know all that. But just listen to one piece of advice.
HIEROCLES And that is?
TRYGAEUS Don't talk, for 'tis divine Peace to whom we are sacrificing.
HIEROCLES Oh! wretched mortals, oh, you idiots!
TRYGAEUS Keep such ugly terms for yourself.
HIEROCLES What! you are so ignorant you don't understand the will of the G.o.ds and you make a treaty, you, who are men, with apes, who are full of malice?(1)
f(1) The Spartans.
TRYGAEUS Ha, ha, ha!
HIEROCLES What are you laughing at?
TRYGAEUS Ha, ha! your apes amuse me!
HIEROCLES You simple pigeons, you trust yourselves to foxes, who are all craft, both in mind and heart.
TRYGAEUS Oh, you trouble-maker! may your lungs get as hot as this meat!
HIEROCLES Nay, nay! if only the Nymphs had not fooled Bacis, and Bacis mortal men; and if the Nymphs had not tricked Bacis a second time...(1)
f(1) Emphatic pathos, incomprehensible even to the diviner himself; this is a satire on the obscure style of the oracles. Bacis was a famous Boeotian diviner.
TRYGAEUS May the plague seize you, if you don't stop wearying us with your Bacis!
HIEROCLES ...it would not have been written in the book of Fate that the bends of Peace must be broken; but first...
TRYGAEUS The meat must be dusted with salt.
HIEROCLES ...it does not please the blessed G.o.ds that we should stop the War until the wolf uniteth with the sheep.
TRYGAEUS How, you cursed animal, could the wolf ever unite with the sheep?
HIEROCLES As long as the wood-bug gives off a fetid odour, when it flies; as long as the noisy b.i.t.c.h is forced by nature to litter blind pups, so long shall peace be forbidden.
TRYGAEUS Then what should be done? Not to stop War would be to leave it to the decision of chance which of the two people should suffer the most, whereas by uniting under a treaty, we share the empire of Greece.
HIEROCLES You will never make the crab walk straight.
TRYGAEUS You shall no longer be fed at the Prytaneum; the war done, oracles are not wanted.
HIEROCLES You will never smooth the rough spikes of the hedgehog.
TRYGAEUS Will you never stop fooling the Athenians?
HIEROCLES What oracle ordered you to burn these joints of mutton in honour of the G.o.ds?
TRYGAEUS This grand oracle of Homer's: "Thus vanished the dark war-clouds and we offered a sacrifice to new-born Peace. When the flame had consumed the thighs of the victim and its inwards had appeased our hunger, we poured out the libations of wine." 'Twas I who arranged the sacred rites, but none offered the s.h.i.+ning cup to the diviner.(1)
f(1) Of course this is not a bona fide quotation, but a whimsical adaptation of various Homeric verses; the last is a coinage of his own, and means, that he is to have no part, either in the flesh of the victim or in the wine of the libations.
HIEROCLES I care little for that. 'Tis not the Sibyl who spoke it.(1)
f(1) Probably the Sibyl of Delphi is meant.
TRYGAEUS Wise Homer has also said: "He who delights in the horrors of civil war has neither country nor laws nor home." What n.o.ble words!
HIEROCLES Beware lest the kite turn your brain and rob...
TRYGAEUS Look out, slave! This oracle threatens our meat. Quick, pour the libation, and give me some of the inwards.
HIEROCLES I too will help myself to a bit, if you like.
TRYGAEUS The libation! the libation!
HIEROCLES Pour out also for me and give me some of this meat.
TRYGAEUS No, the blessed G.o.ds won't allow it yet; let us drink; and as for you, get you gone, for 'tis their will. Mighty Peace! stay ever in our midst.
HIEROCLES Bring the tongue hither.
TRYGAEUS Relieve us of your own.
HIEROCLES The libation.
TRYGAEUS Here! and this into the bargain (STRIKES HIM).
HIEROCLES You will not give me any meat?
TRYGAEUS We cannot give you any until the wolf unites with the sheep.
HIEROCLES I will embrace your knees.
TRYGAEUS 'Tis lost labour, good fellow; you will never smooth the rough spikes of the hedgehog.... Come, spectators, join us in our feast.
HIEROCLES And what am I to do?
TRYGAEUS You? go and eat the Sibyl.
