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Why, d.u.c.h.ess, I merely wanted to hear what the beasts were saying about the benefit performance. They are pacing in their cages, and growling.
ZINIDA
The music makes them nervous. Sit down, HE. An excellent evening, and I am so glad that Consuelo is leaving us. Have you heard about the Baron's roses.
HE
Everybody is talking about them. The Hymeneal roses!
ZINIDA
Here are some, too. [_Pushes away the bouquet._] You find them everywhere. Yes, I am glad. She is superfluous here, and disturbs our work. It is a misfortune for a cast to have in it such a beautiful and such an ... accessible girl.
HE
But it is an honest marriage, d.u.c.h.ess, is it not?
ZINIDA
I don't care what it is.
HE
Spiders, too need an improvement in their breed! Can't you imagine, Zinida, what charming little spiders this couple will create! They will have the face of their mother, Consuelo, and the stomach of their father, the Baron, and thus could be an ornament for any circus-ring.
ZINIDA
You are malicious to-day, HE. You are morose.
HE
I laugh.
ZINIDA
You do, but without joy. Why are you without make-up?
HE
I am in the third act. I have time. And how does Bezano feel about this evening. Is he glad?
ZINIDA
I didn't talk to Bezano. You know what I think, my friend? You, too, are superfluous here. [_Silence._]
HE
How do you want me to take that, Zinida?
ZINIDA
Just as I said. In fact, Consuelo sold herself for nothing. What is the Baron worth, with his poor millions? People say that you are clever, too clever perhaps; tell me then, for how much could one buy me?
HE
[_Looking as if he were pricing her_]: Only for a crown.
ZINIDA
A baron's crown?
HE
No, a royal one.
ZINIDA
You are far from being stupid. And you guessed that Consuelo is not Mancini's daughter?
HE
[_Startled_]: What! And she knows it?
ZINIDA
Hardly. Why should she know it? Yes, she is a girl from Corsica whose parents are unknown. He preferred to use her for business rather than.... But according to the law, she is his daughter, Countess Veronica Mancini.
HE
It is nice, to have everything done according to law, isn't it, Zinida?
But it is curious there is more blue blood in her than in this Mancini.
One would say that it was she who found him on the street, and made him a count and her father. Count Mancini! [_Laughs._]
ZINIDA
Yes, you are gloomy, HE. I changed my mind, you'd better stay.
HE
Will I not be superfluous?
ZINIDA
When she is gone, you will not. Oh! You don't know yet, how nice it is to be with us. What a rest for the body and mind. I understand you. I am clever, too. Like you, I brought with me from out there my inclination for chains, and for a long time I chained myself to whatever I could, in order to feel firm.
HE
Bezano?
