[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds Chapter 34

Proofreader: Jesse

Translator Note: Remember, at this moment in time, Wu Han Ying is playing Love You 59 Seconds account, and Xia Chen is playing Xiao Wu account ^^

Wu Han Ying was only able to laugh for a short moment before he really wanted to cry his eyes out!

After everyone had finished their fireworks they started to tease the two of them for a bit and then they turned on PK mode to kill the groom. How could he have expected everyone to let go of such a traditional activity; after the guests started to attack Love You 59 Seconds gloriously fell dead onto the ground...

Wu Han Ying felt quite dejected, even though Love You 59 Seconds account is covered in all level 7 stones and the equipment is JP among the JPs {JP - slang for high quality level}, he really could not stand that many people shooting skills at him altogether!

He did not react at first when his screen turned gray, he was stunned for a long time before he realized his character had died...

He immediately went straight to Meng Po to report {teleport back to h.e.l.l to revive XD}, Wu Han Ying deliberately moved Love You 59 Seconds account to Luoyang Arena to recover his blood bar and then he moved all his money in the inventory to the warehouse...he dropped more than a dozen golds after being killed, it was quite regrettable.

And then he hurried back to Ye Xi Hu. He lagged a bit at the transmission process, but after he finally arrived he noticed there were several people standing at the portal waiting; fortunately for him he was still in the safe time period, so his blood did not get affected.

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey, save me ah...

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Just let them kill you a few times

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

As he finished typing out 6 dots, the big Wudang fell down again...

Wu Han Yin did not know how many times he visited Meng Po, but the killing finally stopped sometime after 10 o'clock. Fortunately, there was nothing in his bag, so there was nothing that could fall out. In the end, everyone decided to form a small team to hunt the villains. Of course, whatever they picked up today in the hunt would belong to the bride as congratulation gifts.

Tonight the villains appeared at the Wudang sect, so naturally the team leader position was directly thrown onto Love You 59 Seconds. Wu Han Ying looked at Love You 59 Seconds account standing next to the teleporter in Wudang Sect and it was crowded with quite a few people, as a result the lag was unbearably bad.

Usually many people will try to hunt the villains at night because it is rumored that night time is when the villains drop out all the good stuff since nothing good drops out during the day. So many people want to try their luck now for skill books.

Wu Han Ying now understood what it means to dig his own grave. He had only done hunting the villains once and it was led by Love You 59 Seconds, moreover it was at the Murong Sect!! How would he know where to find all 30 villains in this map...

Although Xiao Wu was also a Wudang, the Villain's quest time slot for level 40+ was already over...

{Whisper}you said to [Xiao Wu]: Wifey, help me...I don't know where to find the villains

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: ......

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: Run the whole map to attract the monsters, when the small BOSS appears follow me

{Whisper}you said to [Xiao Wu]: Ok

Therefore, Wu Han Ying began to take the lead and charged towards the monsters...

And then...

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Lao Da, don't go, the monsters will go away

......

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Lao Da, over here

......

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Lao Da, where are you going ah

......

{Team}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: =.=

......

Wu Han Ying really wanted to cover his face in embarra.s.sment, everyone had been roaring in the team channel. Really they couldn't blame him ah...attracting the monsters also requires some skill. He ran to attract a whole group of monsters, but many of them slipped through and he had to run over to attack those that slipped away...

Finally, they were able to kill all the minions, Love You 59 Seconds account charged forward to attack the small BOSS. Wu Han Ying thought that he could save his pride now, it should be a piece of cake to kill this kind of monster using Love You 59 Seconds account!

Wu Han Ying ruthlessly threw over all kinds of skills, one by one they smashed the small BOSS.

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: ......

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: What are you doing...

He got quite confused at the message in the whisper channel, he had wanted to reply back asking what, but he saw the conversation in the team channel. Wu Han Ying suddenly became very solemn.

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Don't tell me Lao Da opened the auto attack plugin to kill the monsters

{Team}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Looks like it...

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Yup!

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: This BOSS is immune to control skills

{Whisper}you said to [Xiao Wu]: ......

Like a fool...Wu Han Ying looked at the big Wudang on the screen, he felt like shutting off the power and pretending that he got disconnected! The big Wudang on the screen threw out a Bubble Blockage skill...one hand flatly pushed out, lowered its body into a standing squat and then blasted blue lights out from his palm onto the BOSS's body...but the BOSS did not give heed to such a skill and kept on attacking whoever it wanted...

{Translator Input: Bubble Blockage - Pins down and stops the target from moving skill; picture below}

This is his second time hunting the villains, how was he supposed to know that this BOSS is immune to control skills ah. Moreover, the Wudang cla.s.s is well-known for its control skills, martial arts and high damage...

He quickly pointed somewhere else and immediately stopped all control skills; he threw attack skills at the BOSS. In two attacks, the BOSS was knocked down.

Just that, nothing dropped out...

When everyone got out of the dungeon, the first wave of the villains were all getting stolen, they had to wait for the next wave.

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: In front...

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: Take two steps...

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: Stop! It's here

Love You 59 Seconds did not say anything else to him, but he knew the other was giving him the location of the villains; after he clicked on the following function, a bunch of the villains' coordinates filled up the private chat.

Wu Han Ying controlled Love You 59 Seconds account with a big tail behind him, he moved over a few more steps to stand at the right location for the villains. Finally, he let out a relieved sigh, let go of the mouse and leaned back in his seat to rest.

There were still a few minutes before the next wave of villains were due to appear. The team had nothing to do, so they started to joke around.

With nothing to do, Wu Han Ying also looked into Love You 59 Seconds' account, he clicked on the character's information to take a look and found out that this account was equipped with really good gear. He clicked on the pet tab shortcut to see row after row of extremely precious and rare pets: a blood-supplied* crocodile, a green bird and on the bottom there is a rare Mandarin duck;it was the same kind that Xiao Wu's account was currently equipped with as well.

{Translator Input: blood-supplied crocodile - remember that blue crocodile Xiao Wu has, its job is to be the blood supply for the character. In case the character's blood bar decreases, the player can transfer over the pet's blood to his blood bar and just fill up the pet's blood bar with meat. This method is much cheaper than using potions}

Wu Han Ying mischievously released the Mandarin duck, immediately a pair of rounded Mandarin ducks jumped up and down.

He was about to type in his teasing at Love You 59 Seconds, but before he could he saw the little girl that was originally in a pale pink dress had changed into a deep pink "A Zhu" dress. Then two seconds later she changed into the yellow "w.a.n.g Yuyan" dress and then in the next moment she switched into a set of fas.h.i.+onable blue clothes...

{Whisper}you said to [Xiao Wu]: ...my wife

{Whisper}you said to [Xiao Wu]: What are you doing...

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: Changing clothes

{Whisper}[Xiao Wu] said to you: I want to see

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Woof-woof, Lao Da you bought so many fas.h.i.+onable clothes for Sao Zi ah

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: You two are PDA-ing!! {Public Display of Affection}

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Not only fas.h.i.+onable clothes!

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Hahaha (Laughing Expression)

{Team}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: The babies yo~

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Everyone's eyes lit up!!

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Their babies are a pair!!

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Mandarin ducks~~

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: They are totally PDA-ing!

Being openly "denounced" by others made Wu Han Ying begin to feel a little 囧, but he remembered that he was currently using Love You 59 Seconds account. So he unkindly joined in with the teasing.

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey, you look good in anything you wear

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Lao Da, you you you!

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: My teeth are hurting!! Too sweet a~a~a~

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ......

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Oh ho ho, Sao Zi is being shy

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Sao Zi, don't be shy

{Team}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: (Laughing Expression)

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ......

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: The villains got stolen

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ......

{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Eh eh eh?! It started already

{Team}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: No way...

{Team}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: *Sweating*...

{Team}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Ha ha ha, Lao Da you forgot to click on it, so it was stolen by others

Wu Han Ying became silent, earlier he was focused on teasing Love You 59 Seconds and forgot to look at the time; when the villain appeared the other groups waiting next to them stole it; so now the five of them could only stand around and laugh foolishly...

Everyone decided not to wait around for another 15 minutes, they teased the two for a little bit longer and then left the team; they either did the team dungeons or did quests to level up.

One by one they left the team and finally only Love You 59 Seconds and Xiao Wu were left.

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey~

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Where do we go now

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: ......

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey wifey, don't be silent

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Your hubbie is very happy today~

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: I sent you an email

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Remember to check it

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey wifey, what did you send me

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: I'll go see it now

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey, wait for me ok

{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Um

Wu Han Ying giggled as he stared at the screen for a long time, although earlier he made the other look bad he felt very content about it.

He minimized the TLBB game window and opened the website to log into his email. There was an unread mail in the inbox so he clicked to open it; the content was full of picture attachments.

=口= Wu Han Ying immediately got 囧...

They were all TLBB screenshots, but every single one of them was cropped; the cropped areas were of the team chat and the nearby chat.

{Nearby}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey, let's kiss first

{Nearby}[Xiao Wu]: ......

......

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey, you look good in anything you wear

......

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Wifey wifey, don't be silent

{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Your hubbie is very happy today~

......

Wu Han Ying looked at the screenshots and felt the corners of his mouth convulsing; even though they were all pictures of him teasing the other person, he couldn't help but feel somewhat strange! How come he had the feeling that in the end he was the one who was teased!

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End of Chapter 34